13 May 2017
KJ Scotty Technology in Berlin, Germany.
Eurovision! ★♫★♫★, Monster Ronson’s Ichiban Karaoke
Saturday, May 13, 2017 at 8:00 PM – 4:00 AM UTC+02
Monster Ronson’s Ichiban Karaoke
Welcome to Berlin’s only Eurovision party for post-humans!
Forget nationalism. Goodbye Europe. Auf wiedersehen homo sapiens. In honor of this year’s theme of ‘Celebrate Diversity’ we’re expanding the world’s biggest pop music contest to also include aliens, freaks, and sea life! Join karaoke-cyborg Scotty Technology with special guest journalist from under the sea Squidwin Triumph and discover answers to the important questions such as:
Will Deutschland finish above last this time?
Will France’s presenter refuse to speak English again?
Will the entire ESC be annexed by Russia?
Who will win?!!
+ More Euro-tastic delights happening throughout the night:
★ Burlesque performance by Sturgeon Gainsbourg (Poppy Cox).
★ After party with sets from D.J. Detweiler and Squidwin Triumph.
★ Bouncing castle of bagpipes by Sir Bouncealot.
★ Eurovision karaoke all night!
Does that sound like a Perfect Life? Oui, Douze Points!