Company Fuck – 100% Solid Gold Fucking

Artist: Company Fuck
Title: 100% Solid Gold Fucking
File format: WAV – 24-bit – 48 KHz
Length: 33:04

Label: BRK – BRK-cdr-11
Release format: CD
Year: 2014

Tracklist:
1. Invitation To Fuck
2. Analchemy
3. Original Fake Music Criminal
4. 100 Songs Aerocrunked In Overdrive
5. A Line Describing My Dick
6. Penis Is An Old Dance Craze
7. Noise Noise Noise
8. Newcastle Hardcore Megamix
9. Clicks And Hits
10. 2SXY4U
11. Kraga My Eyes Off Of You
12. Say Poo Say Pee

Track 2 with Maxi Bacon.
Track 4 with Computer Truck, Digital Thunder.
Track 5 with Anklepants.
Track 6 with Foxdye, Santisima Virgen Maria.
Track 7 with Ralph Brown, Ghettoscraper.
Track 11 with Borovik Eralash.

Artwork: Stereotype, Company Fuck

Press release:

Self-described ‘Noise Eccentric’, all around mega-freak and the bastard lovechild of Carl W. Stalling and Don Rickles, Company Fuck presents the feel-bad album of the summer “100% Solid Gold Fucking”, now available in free MP3, cheap CDr, or (and this is a first in the history of music) a really expensive doll format.

Australian-in-exile Company Fuck has been dazzling and confusing audiences with his one-man-VS-the-world bizarro mix of Low Brow Plunderphonics, Digital Turntablism and High Brow Musical Parody for many a year. A blend which, combined with various garish onesie suits, has made breakcore purists cry and aroused many a wide-eyed girl from that small town you also used to be from. Maybe you saw him sing to a baby in an Italian street? Maybe you saw him play an unprecedented All-Scooter mix in some sleazy Berlin nightclub. It wasn’t a dream.

“100% Solid Gold Fucking” is a synesthetic, satirical and cartoonish musical swamp for people who hate ‘Girl Talk’, or at least for those not making nearly as much cold hard greenback. Family Feeding Music this ain’t. The literal sound of pop eating itself, or a snake devouring its own arse… Forever.

It’s just a matter of time before Lady Gaga steals all of this, and you lucky people got here first. But who will fight for the rights of Company Fuck? Rumors that Weird Al rushed his album to completion cannot be confirmed at this time, but one thing is for sure, the Anthem for the Summer of Hate will certainly be “Noise Noise Noise” and not some Miley Cyrus remix by Moby. Why can’t you get that through your head?